Pyrrhic Victory

Did somebody subscribe me to a magazine without telling me?

WAS IT YOU

Current Mood: curious

JON MADE A DECISION

(OMFG)

Current Mood: SO EFFING EXCITED YOU GUYS

This is the best worst thing ever.

I AM A FORENSIC SCIENTIST

ASK ME ABOUT YOUR FLUIDS

I sort of accidentally interviewed Nelio about next year's game, and I thought you jerks might appreciate some of the information provided.

( Here it is. )

You know you are insane when you think somebody calling you with a job opportunity is an attempt to get you arrested for something

what even would i get arrested for why did I think of that argh

What do you call a flock of eight birds in Rome?

Octavian!

I drew a picture here it is

Current Mood: cheerful
Current Music: Of Montreal|I Was Never Young

I got Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days Dumb Title! You should probably only play it if you care about the story, because the combat is actually less sophisticated than it was in II. They took out reaction commands! Also playing for long periods of time will make you want to cut your hands off. Why is the DS so uncomfortable? But so anyways the story is still good and it has MULTIPLAYER OMFG.

Current Mood: INCANDESCENT
Current Music: Matt & Kim|Good Ol' Fashion Nightmare

PLAYTHROUGH OF THE MISADVENTURES OF TRON BONNE. ALL OF IT. NOT VERY WELL ORGANIZED. CAPITAL LETTERS.

This game was such a giant part of my childhood, oh man. It's totally lame that I don't have it anymore, but at least I can live vicariously through YouTube. This particular playthrough has the added benefit of not having a really unfunny jerk narrating over it. It's too bad s/he doesn't obsessively run through every available conversation in the game, but the format makes that kind of impossible. I desperately need my own computer so I can break laws.

Current Mood: nostalgic

I need a job

if you are hiring, or know somebody who is, I would appreciate your help

nobody i know watches man vs wild but i don't care

hatchet
comrade
klaus kaiser
admiral whiskers

i owe Cornelious Belmont Four (4) U.S. dollars

today i consumed:

no breakfast (i don't skip meals on purpose, it just doesn't occur to me to make them)
no lunch
1 can of dr pepper cherry
1 can of 7-up
1 can of coca cola
6 freezer toquitos drenched in hot sauce
half of a pan of brownies
1 king sized pack of reese's

i think the diet is going well D:

Current Mood: pensive
Current Music: Tricky|Evolution Revolution Love

Do not trust your cat.

Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Soul Coughing|Down To This

Do you think cats have a preference between cold and warm milk

we need to do an experiment

Current Mood: curious
Current Music: Modest Mouse|Long Distance Drunk

Today I was walking to the library. I live around 79th street, and the library I was going to is on 56th street. I walked and walked and walked. And suddenly it occurred to me that I should check and see which street I was on. It turned out, it was 38th street! I spaced out so hard that I walked 18 BLOCKS FURTHER THAN I NEEDED TO.

Then, when I turned around and finally reached the library, it was closed! The end!

Current Music: The Kills|Black Balloon

Dear Jon and Ariel,

Congratulations on successfully creating a human life! You've surpassed the abilities of even the greatest alchemists.

wait, what? how did you guys post yours to the community @_@